Thursday, June 17, 2010

Top 10 Reasons for Being an Episcopalian

This is a classic that always bears repeating ...
although personally, I prefer a font you can drown in!

The Top 10 Reasons for Being an Episcopalian
(according to Robin Williams)...

10) No snake handling.
9) You can believe in dinosaurs.
8) Male and female, God created them; male and female we ordain them.
7) You don't have to check your brains at the door.
6) Pew aerobics.
5) The church year is color-coded.
4) Free wine on Sunday.
3) All of the pageantry, none of the guilt.
2) You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
1) No matter what you believe, there is bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.

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